Xbox Network is straight up cooked right now, locking out thousands from sign-ins, their libraries, and even launching games across consoles and apps. Microsoft confirmed major issues hitting account and profile services, the store and subscriptions, games and gaming, plus apps and mobile, with no ETA on a fix as engineers scramble behind the scenes.

This hits right after a PSN outage last week, and players are already calling out the digital-only push as the real villain—physical copies would at least let you boot up single-player stuff offline. Reports are flooding in from gamers worldwide, with Downdetector and the official status page lighting up red on multiple services.

The irony? Some are noting their home Xbox setups still let them play offline titles, but for everyone else it's just another reminder why live services suck when they fail. Fix it already, Microsoft.