Darlings, the Switch 2 just got its own Truck-kun delivery service, and it's arriving September 14 with zero subtlety. Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop are porting their July 29 Xbox and Steam vehicular isekai satire, where you literally drive over pedestrians in a small American town to zap them into a fantasy realm so Carissa Ward can grind XP against the Skeleton King.

The premise is pure anime trope turned weaponized absurdity: smash through objects, dodge cops, make deliveries, and somehow turn hit-and-runs into heartwarming corporate ladder satire complete with a ska soundtrack and a giant screaming man whose meat is fair game for your bumper. It's the kind of game that winks at you while pocketing your moral compass.

Nintendo Everything and Gematsu dropped the announcement like it's the most natural thing in the world for Nintendo's new hardware, and honestly? The timing feels deliciously on-brand for a console that loves its quirky third-party curveballs. This one might just make the Switch 2's launch window feel a little more unhinged.