YO FAMS, Super Mario Galaxy Movie just galaxy-brained the box office with a $372.6M global debut – best April opener EVER, second-biggest for Illumination, and it almost ratio'd the OG Bros. Movie's $375M launch. WILD.

Domestic five-day cume hit $190M (3-day $130.9M), yeeting past Project Hail Mary for 2026's top global splash and snagging records like best April Wednesday ever. Critics cooked it hard, but audience scores? 89% RT audience poppin', A- CinemaScore – skill issue for the haters. Gamers showed up, no cap.

Reddit's r/boxoffice is straight chaos with threads hyping the numbers, calling it critic-proof Mario magic. Nintendo printing yen, Illumination stacking Ls on doubters – threequel banners when? This timeline cooked, timeline ratio'd back. Peak goated energy.