Darlings, grab your Masamunes and a cold one, because Sephiroth just turned lemon-chopping into peak thirst bait. In Asahi Breweries' sizzling collab ad with Square Enix, the one-winged angel peers seductively into a can of Mirai no Lemon Sour, bites that floating real lemon slice like it's Cloud's last hope, and exhales in pure satisfaction. Who knew the edge of creation came with a 7% alcohol chaser?

This Famitsu-exclusive gem dropped yesterday via X Spotlight Takeover, hyping the world-first RTD chu-hi where a fresh lemon slice pops up on opening—after four years of dev drama sealing 600 cans a minute without dents. Limited 'Strong' edition hits shelves today at 7% ABV, perfect for your villain arc. And don't sleep on the pop-up Seventh Heaven bar in Roppongi Hills April 29-May 3, where Barret schools you on sipping Sephiroth-style, plus limited merch for the first 1,000 thirsty posters.

X is exploding with simps declaring they'd happily become that lemon slice for one nibble from daddy Sephiroth—Dexerto's post alone racked up 5k likes overnight. Reddit's FFVII subs are losing it too, because nothing says 'mature collab' like your fave genocidal pretty boy shilling booze. Square Enix, you've unlocked adulting for the Final Fantasy crowd—now pass the sour before I summon my own one-winged wallet drain.