Pulsar actually dropped 20 units of their April Fools 500-gram brick mouse and somehow people copped them. The CrazyHeavy (or Susanto-X Heavy whatever) is basically a standard mouse with a massive brass weight jammed inside turning it into a wrist workout disguised as gear. Boardzy over on YouTube grabbed one for the lols and dropped the vid saying it's surprisingly not complete trash for short bursts -- after switching from his usual featherlight setup anything 60-70g feels like air now. L + ratio to your aim trainer reps I guess.

Reddit's r/MouseReview is losing it over the Korean version that hit 508g with the no-warranty disclaimer and folks calling it a usable paperweight at best. The specs are wild on paper -- XS01 sensor up to 32k DPI 8k polling -- but good luck flicking that thing without your thumb meat screaming after a few games. Wrist surgeons probably refreshing Indeed for new patients rn. It's the ultimate skill issue filter: if you can game on this beast every lighter mouse in your collection is suddenly goated.

Pulsar committed to the bit harder than most brands do on actual products and it paid off in meme coins. Boardzy's final take? He'll never main it but it'll make a killer paperweight. This thing is cooked in the best chaotic way possible -- respect for selling the joke for real.