Nintendo just slipped five more Virtual Boy relics into the Switch Online + Expansion Pass like it's no big deal, and the whole thing feels like they're padding the retro library while the Switch 2 hype train chugs along without a peep about backward compatibility.

Jack Bros. steals the spotlight as the Megami Tensei maze spin-off that dropped outside Japan way back in '95, joined by V-Tetris, Space Invaders Virtual Collection, Virtual Bowling, and Vertical Force -- all 1995 originals that scream "we dug these up from the hardware graveyard."

Players on X are already memeing the 3D headache potential and how the cardboard viewer option is peak Nintendo cheapskate energy, while Eurogamer's take calls it a sight for sore eyes in the best worst way.

The quiet drop lands right as Switch 2 rumors swirl, making this feel like Nintendo's way of saying "buy the accessory or the subscription, your choice, lol."

It's all available now in the Nintendo Classics app for subscribers, no fanfare, just another batch of pixelated nostalgia to tide everyone over.