Jynxzi, the Twitch loudmouth who's all yells and no chill, just ate a permanent ban in League of Legends for straight-up buying a leveled account. 'I bought my account because I didn't want to play against bots for 30 hours,' he confessed on stream like it was no big deal. Dude wanted to jump straight to ranked Iron without the tutorial grind – peak skill issue from a streamer who thinks rules are for normies.

Riot dropped the hammer quick after a manual review spotted the account transfer, violating their ToS on selling or buying accounts. But plot twist: Dev Drew Levin tweets 'buying accounts still illegal fyi,' then hooks Jynxzi up with a fresh creator team account via DM so he can keep streaming his 0/14 Yasuo disasters. Special treatment much? Normies get perma'd, streamers get VIP passes.

X is roasting him alive – 'too famous for bots' and 'fuck the tutorial arc' memes everywhere, with clips racking up millions of views. Reddit Leagueheads are pissed, calling out Riot's 'no exceptions' hypocrisy in threads like 'Selective Enforcement: Jynxzi Edition.' If you're big enough, bans are just speedbumps.

Listen up, Jynxzi: Grind the bots or uninstall. Fame doesn't buy skill, and Riot's ban hammer don't care about your viewer count. Fix your game or get out of ranked, chat's already calling GG.