GTA6 drops and day 1 WR for strip club speedruns incoming, Reddit already cooked.

r/GTA6_News thread 'Be honest, what are you doing first in GTA 6?' straight chaos: safeoneg drops 'Strip Club.', another says '99% of players are going straight to the strip club', Ready-Way2592 wants to 'Look at Lucia’s ass', and jiggle physics stress test vibes.

Wholesome W's sneak in tho: Aggravating-Onion384 hits Burger Shot as Jason for military discount (Human1223 roasts 'you just delayed GTA 6 by another week bruh' L+ratio), UniverseBlackCat feeds peeps to gators, 2026CE explores Jason’s house and Keys beaches.

X on the same wavelength, @1ofyourevilexes declares 'first thing I’m doing on GTA 6 is going to the strip club. Gotta see how well the BBL’s look on my PS5 pro…' peak skill issue energy. Other threads dreaming jiggle physics strip club exploits, Vice City sins plotted months early.

This the GTA community we deserve, horny + wholesome = goated hype. Can't wait for the actual no-clip glitches.