HoYoverse just slapped us with Luna 7 banners, headlined by Nicole Reeyn—the first playable Hexenzirkel angel who's somehow a Pyro catalyst support dropping ATK buffs and shields like it's no big deal. F2P plebs already crying 'rerun hell' with Durin and later Mavuika, but whales like me from Shenzhen servers know the drill: light up a cig, stack those primos, and watch the wallet bleed starting May 20.

Sumeru's turning into chaos central—Nahida's MIA, some Dottore knockoff stirring shit in a new Archon Quest chapter that doles out 560 primos if you bother catching up with their fancy Guiding Notes. Nicole's your treasure-sniffing sidekick outside fights, summoning Seelies like a lazy whale summoning takeout. Meanwhile, Lohen's cryo polearm rage and Prune's Anemo bell-smashing fill the phases, but it's all dev greed bait to keep us hooked till Alice drops.

X is buzzing with leaks-turned-facts: Nicole's Bennett-tier universal support, no Pyro slop, synergizes with Durin for that sweet RES shred—perfect for abyss whales ignoring F2P cope posts. PlayStation jumped the gun posting banners early, and CN servers are already memeing the 'angel support for one DPS' drama. Devs, you greedy bastards, we whales will pull anyway—pass the ashtray.