Darlings, if there's one thing the FFXIV community knows how to do, it's thirst-trap our way through every patch note and Fan Fest tease. At this weekend's Anaheim Fan Festival, the eternal cry for butt sliders finally got a sultry whisper from director Naoki 'Yoshi-P' Yoshida: not in the upcoming character creator overhaul, but... *yet*. While we're getting delicious new color sliders for hair, eyes, and skin tones—plus face paint layering and lip tweaks to perfect that glam—our dreams of customizable curves will have to simmer a little longer. Probably until the Evercold expansion drops in January, if the tea's hot enough.
Picture this: translator Koji Fox, ever the cheeky wingman, straight-up begs Yoshi-P for those sliders in patch 8.2 and beyond, complete with butt-wiggling flair. Yoshi-P chuckles, crowd hoots, and delivers the killer line: 'Ok ok, I got it. I'll try.' The clip's already blowing up X, with fans losing their minds over the promise of future thiccness. No more settling for off-the-rack booties when we could be sculpting masterpieces.
Reddit's r/ffxiv is a frenzy of memes and speculation, from bingo cards calling out 'Butt slider when, Yoshi-P?' to threads roasting the current creator's limitations. We've got Evangelion crossovers and expansion hype, but let's be real—this is the news your glam queue was made for. Yoshi-P's dangling that carrot like a pro, knowing we'll keep subbed just for the jiggle potential. Keep thirsting, warriors; the sliders are coming, and they'll be *chef's kiss*.
Square Enix is finally listening to the community's most honest requests, one teasing 'yet' at a time.
