Square Enix knows exactly how to crack open whale wallets in FFVII Ever Crisis: bridal banners for Aerith, Cloud, and Tifa drop tomorrow with the Corneo Cup: Open Bridal Audition event. Kicking off April 29 at 7 PM PDT on mobile and PC, it's pure Wall Market nostalgia bait from FFVII Remake – Aerith's red Gorgeous Dress paired with a gold Gorgeous Staff, Cloud's blue Classic Dress and Noble Parasol, Tifa's purple Elegant Dress with black Elegant Gloves.

You'll smash Abzu in a boss fight – physical and water attacks, just like Remake – for seasonal battle rewards, with shop phase two hitting May 6. JP servers get first dibs around April 30 JST, and Gamespark's already hyping Cloud's 'surprising' trap dress as the real draw. F2P plebs, enjoy your free event scraps; real players know these limited gears demand 300 pulls minimum.

X is lighting up with thirst – official teaser's at 900+ likes, fans simping over waifus and Cloud crossdressing fantasies. Dev greed on point: Remake dress-up degeneracy turned gacha fuel. Whales like me? Credit cards prepped, pity rates be damned.