Darlings, hold onto your loot bags because Epic Games and the Mouse House are about to serve up a standalone extraction shooter hotter than a Fortnite skin drop. Leaked details reveal a PvPvE banger styled after Arc Raiders, dropping Disney characters into enemy-infested zones where they'll battle, loot, and extract before everything goes boom. Think Mickey Mouse clutching his minigun, Goofy calling out 'Hyuck, evac's hot!' – November 2026 can't come soon enough.

Insiders are spilling the tea to Bloomberg: this is the first fruit from Disney's $1.5 billion Epic investment, with at least two more games in the pipeline. Sure, sources call it 'not very original' – echoing Fortnite's own PUBG-inspired origins – but the team's optimistic Epic will polish it to a shine. Disney's playing the long game to lure back those elusive young men, post-Marvel fatigue and all. Corporate synergy never looked so trigger-happy.

X is already thirsting over the chaos, with Dexerto's post racking up nearly 10K likes on visions of squad-wiping Mickeys and ARC Raiders-style Disney mayhem. Players are split: genius crossover or cursed cash-grab? One user nailed it – 'Mickey squad-wiping and hitting the evac like it’s ARC Raiders. Lowkey sounds wild.' Darlings, if Epic nails the character models, those animated curves might just make extraction your new favorite kink.

This leak screams peak absurdity in a genre bloated with Marathon reboots and PUBG clones, but with Epic's Fortnite pedigree and Disney's IP arsenal? It could slap harder than a princess backhand. Watch the Mouse House go rogue – or flop spectacularly trying.