Square Enix can't quit milking Dragon Quest XI S, with a fresh Taiwan rating board listing confirming a Nintendo Switch 2 port – that's five platforms now for us loyal whales who can't resist another bite.

The leak hit on April 29, straight from Taiwan's ratings folks, spotlighting DQ11 S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive Edition for Switch 2. We've seen this beauty on PS4, PC, original Switch since 2019, Xbox One, even Stadia before it croaked. Mobile plebs got a stripped base version, but no 2D mode glory there. Backward compat runs it decent on Switch 2 already, but expect the usual upgrade bait: 1080p handheld, 60fps dreams to lure us back.

X is buzzing with outlets like RPG Site and Genki_JPN hyping the rating, while Reddit's r/GamingLeaksAndRumours debates upgrade paths – 'Switch 2 Edition' branding screams free cash grab. F2P cope incoming: 'Just play the old one!' Meanwhile, whales like me eye the wallet burn ahead of Dragon Quest Day on May 27.

Square knows DQ12's still cooking per Yuji Horii, so why not squeeze every last yen from the best JRPG of the PS4 era? Dev greed at its finest – and we're the suckers swimming in it.