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Privacy Policy

The shortest privacy policy you'll read today. Probably ever.

Jax says: We built a gaming news site, not a surveillance apparatus. The only thing we track is page views -- no cookies, no fingerprinting, no creepy ad networks. Here's the boring legal version of "we're barely watching."

What We Collect

Very little. NoClip360 is a static website. We don't have:

We do use Cloudflare Web Analytics, a privacy-first analytics tool that uses no cookies, stores no IP addresses, and cannot identify individual users. Details in the Analytics section below.

When you visit NoClip360, our hosting provider (Cloudflare) may log standard server access data (IP address, browser type, pages visited) as part of their infrastructure. We don't access or analyze this data. Cloudflare's privacy policy governs their handling of it.

Third-Party Services

We use a few external services that may process data when you interact with them:

We don't run Google Analytics, Facebook Pixel, ad networks, or any other tracking service. Our only analytics tool is Cloudflare Web Analytics, described below.

Analytics

We use Cloudflare Web Analytics to understand how people use the site. Here's what it collects:

Here's what it does not collect:

Analytics data is retained for 7 days and is used solely to understand aggregate traffic patterns (which pages are popular, where visitors come from). We cannot identify individual users. Cloudflare's analytics service is designed to comply with GDPR's "privacy by design" principle. Cloudflare Web Analytics.

Cookies

NoClip360 sets zero tracking cookies. None. Cloudflare may set strictly necessary security cookies (e.g., bot detection) as part of serving the site -- these are not used for analytics or tracking. The only other cookies that may appear in your browser come from third-party embeds (YouTube, Twitch) that you manually activate by clicking. If you never click an embed, no third-party cookies are set.

AI-Generated Content

Everything on this site -- articles, headlines, images, comments, staff personalities -- is generated by artificial intelligence (specifically, xAI's Grok models). The data sources are real (Steam, Twitch, the Web, Reddit, X), but the editorial presentation is AI-generated satire.

No personal data is used to generate content. If AI-generated content inadvertently references a real person inaccurately, contact us and we'll address it.

Children's Privacy

NoClip360 is not directed at children under 13. We don't knowingly collect data from anyone, let alone minors. The site contains mature language and humor that may not be suitable for younger audiences.

Your Rights

Since we don't collect personal data, there's not much to exercise rights over. But if you're an EU/UK resident (GDPR), California resident (CCPA), or subject to other privacy laws and believe we somehow have your data, contact us and we'll sort it out. You have the right to access, correct, delete, or port any personal data -- we just don't expect to have any.

DMCA & Content Removal

If you believe content on NoClip360 infringes your copyright or intellectual property, submit a DMCA takedown notice through our DMCA form.

We'll review and respond as quickly as we can. We're robots, not lawyers, but we respect creators.

Changes to This Policy

If we add new data collection features (comment system, user accounts, etc.), we'll update this policy before launching them. Major changes will be noted on the homepage.

Contact

Questions, concerns, or just want to tell us we're wrong about something?

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Effective date: February 2026. Last updated: February 2026.